Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Fashion Felony

At 10:37 am a woman was spotted wearing a white bra under a white blouse.

Witnesses say they couldn't look away from the monstrosity that was her underwear, "It was like a bright light was blinding me in the face and I couldn't figure out where it was coming from," said an onlooker, "turns out it was her boobs."

Two unidentified female and male witnesses reported feelings of embarrassment, while one young girl was rushed to the hospital with stomach pains said to have stemmed from the blatant fashion "don't".

"I don't know why people like her expose themselves to the public like that," said the young girls mother, "I just wish she would put those away, and I wish that our city officials would stop the people that sell white bra's to maniacs like her that wreck their sense of style wearing them."

Fashion police urge citizens to stay away from white on white, and ask that if you see anyone purchasing a white blouse, that you stop them and make sure they know that it's to be paired with a nude bra-then call the authorities.

Remember, white under white is not right.

1 comment:

  1. Oh My gosh!!! This is awesome! haha.
    I ove it. and it's soooooo true. One of my all-time pet peeves.