Truly, I've never loved any other hair dryer more.
From the moment we first met in that hotel room, when I first felt your soft black handle and realized you were light as a feather and quiet as a mouse, I knew. I knew you were the one for me.
I apologize for the time that lapsed between setting you down and ordering you for myself on Amazon. It was only because I had to locate my ipad. My love, your power overwhelms me. Before I met you, I had to spend over 15 minutes drying my long thick locks, but now with your 1600 watt blast, I can dry my hair from soaking to bone dry in 7 minutes. In the summer when it's hot and I don't want to stand under heat for very long, your speed means more to me then you'll ever know.
You're everything I've ever wanted in a hair dryer...and more.
My heart skipped a beat when you came in the mail, and every time I get to hold you in my hands I know my hair is going to be dried just right.
I knew hotel hair dryers were good, but you have excelled above them all.
Let's blow on together forever and always, dear Andis Hair Dryer. For I will always have wet hair that needs someone as light, as quiet, as powerful and as spy-looking as you are.
Forever yours to dry,
-Me
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