Thursday, February 7, 2013

A Big Sexy Review

I'll be the first to admit: I gush.
When I find something I like, I let the descriptive adjectives fly until I've over used words like, "awesome" and, "greatest ever".

I get it. I know I do it, and I'm ok with that. Hey, us right-brained people, we don't get bogged down with thinking critically, we're too busy filling up Pinterest with creative ideas ;)

All of this is leading me to say, it's not often on here that you'll find me doing a bad review. In fact, sometime I'll write a review about a product I think is only "ok", and I feel as if I still somehow crack open the gush gates and still end up writing like I love the stuff more than life itself.

Today, I'm here to change all of that. So buckle your seat belt, and put on your big girl panties-it's time for a bad review.

It's hard to hate on a line of products that call themselves, "Big Sexy Hair". Isn't that what we're all looking for? How could they do wrong?

I'll tell you how, they could produce a dry shampoo.

Oh yuck this stuff is terrible.

First off, I don't like the way the liquid squirts out because it does so in just one concentrated stream after a while. That's a problem because you want dry shampoo to be distributed throughout your hair, not aimed at one spot.

Secondly, what dry shampoo is supposed to do is get in, do its job, then get out and take all the greasy oily yuck from your hair with it. No one told Big Sexy that.
This stuff sticks around, leaving this awful film on your hair that you can feel. Yeeach.

Why would I want film on my hair?

I'm sure part of the purpose of leaving that film behind is to give you some volume, but I don't know for sure because like I said, it shot a stream, not a mist onto my hair. How am I supposed to volumize the three hairs that got hit with product?

Needless to say, Big Sexy needs to get over itself and quit talking so much game if it's not going to deliver.
How's that for a negative review!

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